This is so immature….I like it. 

This is so immature….
I like it. 

(Source: thefuuuucomics)

This is the last one I’m posting today. 
For good reason.

This is the last one I’m posting today. 

For good reason.

Me wants to rides too.

Me wants to rides too.

(Source: darkenedparadise)

No, you didn’t.

No, you didn’t.

Confucius knows best

Confucius knows best

Dammit

I had a very vivid dream last night, in several iterations, of a horrendously inappropriate, but extremely funny way to open up my stand-up routine, and now I can’t remember it for the life of me, but it was spectacular. It was perfect. And I wish I could just recall what the hell it was… GGRRRRR!

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY