237 Ways to Be Me

Foolproof.

I like her style. A lot.

AHAHAHAHAH!

No, you didn’t.

It’s the Lame Pun Coon everybody!

Confucius knows best

What even…

Irresistible

anahbananaz:

thesochillnetwork:

the reality of your facebook

YUP

(via hermit-in-my-own-head)

Dammit

I had a very vivid dream last night, in several iterations, of a horrendously inappropriate, but extremely funny way to open up my stand-up routine, and now I can’t remember it for the life of me, but it was spectacular. It was perfect. And I wish I could just recall what the hell it was… GGRRRRR!